I need to buy a laptop for college, and my dad and I went to best buy yesterday and i had no clue what the sales guy was talking about. so if anyone wants to help or has some tips for me i would appreciate them.
Yesterday, I was in Lane Bryant buying some new bras and I was trying to get my mom’s attention every time I tried on a new one to see if she liked the fit and get that second opinion, etc.
So anyway, I come out of the dressing room in my leggings and bra to peek out and get my mom’s attention and have her adjust the straps and all that and this lady was standing there waiting for a room to be unlocked to try on her own bras and she like freaked out seeing me in just my bra and quickly avert her eyes and apologized and left the are.
And I’m like - have you never seen boobs before, lady? Like, why would my boobs make you so uncomfortable - they’re boobs. You have them too.
I said something to my mom about it and she was like:
"Some women are not as liberal and open as you are about some things."
And I’m like, they should be.
How can you be uncomfortable seeing your own anatomy?
Nah, it’s like looking into the sun that shit is beautiful, warm, majestic and everything but I can’t look directly at it and I’ll run to go find some shade because I can’t deal with how hot it is. Your body is the sun and she wasn’t ready to be exposed to it.
"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out
THIS UPSETS ME
how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying
The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.
oh my god
i just do not understand this post what even
OH MY FUCKING GOD
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo