how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?
don’t even go everyone there has knives
what does html stand for?
hypertext markup language
no i mean like, what does it believe in?
montparnasse gives eponine a box of chocolates laced with love potion
smelling a rat, she puts the same chocolates in a different box and gives the straight back to montparnasse, which pleases him greatly, and he eats them while he revels in his genius
as he goes to put the box in the bin he passes the mirror and can’t tear his eyes away and sits obsessively mooning over himself all evening
no one helps him because they don’t think it’s that strange
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening.
Nothing turns on a girl more than good fight choreography.
this bra makes it hard to breathe but it makes my boobs look banging - a story by me